Levels

There are 13 levels of Pirateological knowledge.

Level 13 – Novice: You don't know too much yet after receiving the free information pack except the basics.... that pirates are great and you like a drink or two.

Level 12 – Pretty much the same as level 13 except you have bought Andy his first beer (from you) which will loosen his tongue so that you might begin to learn the secrets of Pirateology. You will also receive official membership into the organisation.

Level 11 – To reach this level you have bought Andy two more beers and the words of wisdom from his Pirate forebears and Andy himself begin to made known to you.

Levels 10 to 4 involve the purchase of more beer for Andy and intense study of Pirateology doctrine to increase your knowledge of the true ways of pirates. This will prepare you for your ascendancy to Planet 333 once you reach level 1.

Level 3 – This is an important level as once reached, by passing a rigorous test of your knowledge of Pirateology and buying Andy more beer, you will be ready to spread the teachings of Pirateology yourself. Your dedication to this task will be rewarded with admittance to level two.

Level 2 – Once your teaching has brought in enough new members... as well as buying Andy even more beer you will reach level 2. This level also brings admittance to the inner sanctum of pirateology and direct contact with level 1 Pirateologists. By now there will only be one secret not yet known to you... the location of Planet 333 and how to reach it.

Level 1 - Upon reaching Level 1 of pirateology you will have learnt the secrets that will enable you to return to the planet of Andy's forefathers, Planet 333. It is a wonderful place with oceans of beer and lusty, hot, drunken mermaid wenches that will be at your beck and call.