Church of Pirateology

PLEASE NOTE: THIS SITE IS STILL IN BETA. CHANGES AND IMPROVEMENTS ARE BEING MADE ALMOST DAILY....OK... WEEKLY.... OR WHENEVER WE SOBER UP ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING WHICH ISN'T THAT OFTEN. JUST JOIN UP TO RECEIVE NOTIFICATION OF NEW STUFF

              ..... AND YES THE SITE IS PRETTY LO-TECH BUT WE ARE PIRATES NOT COMPUTER GUYS.

Firstly, and most importantly, Pirateology is not a religion. We do not worship a “God”.

It is more a cult like system that uses promises of (almost) eternal life and extreme wealth coupled with alcohol abuse and mind control techniques to achieve the agenda of our leader, Pirate Andy.

This mainly involves Pirate Andy becoming the universe's most powerful pirate who doesn't really do anything except drink beer and say “Arrrrggh” a lot.

There are some benefits for you as well. Pirateology promotes a system of principles and an ideology that will help you to get more out of your life. You will find that anything is possible as a pirate.... except maybe getting into nightclubs. We think they're mostly run by ninjas, the natural enemy of the pirate.

Anyway your life will simply never be the same... unless you sober up and go back to your old life of course.

There is much more to Pirateology but you will learn that in time as you progress up through the levels of our doctrine. In no time at all you could be privy to all the secrets and sacred lore of Pirateology.